Fine. Don't Believe Me. The Evidence Is In.
Mood:  celebratory
Topic: Good News
I always tell everyone that my wife is smarter than me. Few people believe it (at last count, that number was somewhere less than 2, and included, roughly, me). But I think that number is growing.

Please join me in congratulating my wonderful wife on her national certification as a pharmacy technician. She now signs her name with a CPhT at the end of it. She blew the test away, and now nobody can take it until the people at the pharm boards reassemble it.

This does not mean I can get illegal drugs for you. I do not advocate drug use, any more than I would advocate self mutilation. So don't ask, unless you want to hear me say 'no.'