Hey, Jim...
Topic: Still Images and Graphics
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"Why does the false head have better hair?"

"Go bang your heads together, 3 eyes."

"There's nothing wrong with that eye; I just wear the patch to look more sophisticated."

"Hey, Patch... there's some weird zeebs with just one head lookin' at us!"

"Look, just because we sleep together doesn't mean we're gay!"

"You've been dating my girl, haven't you."

"One day, you're gonna be dead, and the shoulders will be all mine!"

"Mint?"

"Look out! It's a vampire!"
"So? It's not like he can bite us both at once."
"He's got a friend!"
"Shit! Run!"
"I can't! YOU control the legs!"

"World's Greatest Ventriloquism Act"

"Have a pint."
"Thanks. Have one yourself."
"Wow... two pints? That makes us a two-headed quarter!"

"Where'd you learn to yodel?"

"For my next act, I'll sing old Bob Dylan songs while accompanying myself on harmonica."

"When I said 'keep an eye out,' that's not what I had in mind."

"Mom always liked you best."

"I had such big dreams... fame, money, girls... now here I am, on some nondescript web page, talking to myself."
"Yeah, and you're bloody boring us to death."

"Shut up, or I'll drink until you throw up."

"I've got twice as much brain-power as the rest of you, and I'm still confused."