At Least It Wasn't AOL
Topic: Computers
Recently, I had a discussion at my place of enslavement that made me wonder if maybe I was missing something. A co-slave wondered what the big fuss about computers is, and stated that they're not as commonplace as everyone thinks. He said he knows people that don't have any computers, and they're not a necessity.

I disagreed, and was shocked that anyone could say that.

We argued about it for a bit, and decided the only way to be sure would be if we did a market analysis on it for the entire nation, and it dropped.

I recently opened a box of Kellog's Pop Tarts. There was a PC game demo CD inside it.

The market analysts have spoken. Remember when it used to just be that crappy little plastic submarine that was supposed to go up and down in the water when you put baking soda in it, only it didn't work and it ended up sinking to the bottom of the tank and killing your fish? No? Oh.