Topic: Coffee
I had all kinds of jokes to make about this, but I like to avoid scatological themes. So I'll just lay it down.

There's a coffee out there called Kopi Luwak. It's made from beans that are collected from the droppings of a civet cat.I am not making this up.

Here's the crazy part (yes, it gets weirder). People are paying $300.00 per pound for it! That's right... people with more money than brains are willing to pay that much for coffee that's proven it is tougher than a civet cat's digestive system.

It's very rare, but if you call this place, maybe they can point you to it. I haven't called. I don't plan to.

See... this is why I seceded from the human race. It's because of stuff like this.

Kopi Luwak
Raven's Brew Coffee
Neurotically Yours, "Small, Medium, Large" (Fear Foamy's squirrely wrath.)