Today is the anniversary of my wife's birth. I believe that it is called, in the strange vernacular of the denizens of some of the most remote places on this planet, a "birthday." The name makes little sense to me, but this world's language niceties often do. Split infinitives? The ability to make a statement more versatile is a bad thing? It's strange. But if a "birthday" is what it is called, then who am I to judge. It still makes very little sense to me.
Anyway, I'm focusing most of my attention on her today, because...
Oh! NOW I get it! BIRTH day!
Posted by roguespidor
at 3:11 PM EDT
