I don't want to jump on the "Oh, look, everybody! Michael Jackson died!" band wagon, but I just had to mention this.
The most recent edition of The Enquirer, distributed Monday, has a headline that says "Michael Jackson battles cancer!"
Make anything you want of that. In my mind, it's just further proof that The Enquirer is best used by recycling it.
Posted by roguespidor
at 3:05 PM EDT
